Brittany will never blog. You should harass her until she does. I would like for someone, other than myself, to blog about the lives of The Joneses. Maybe I will just hire a small child to blog on our behalf. They would probably be more reliable than Brittany. I blame house shopping and the GD Cricut for Brittany's lack of enthusiasm for keeping a digital diary. If blogger where somehow linked to craigslist, myspace, facebook, or the Idaho Statesman, then blogging might accidentally occur. I feel that this blog is going to die because I don't have the time for school, work, wife, dogs, other blog, image blog, myspace, facebook, and homework... to Keep Up With The Joneses!!! Okay, maybe I can squeeze in some time for one more blog. I can't guarantee that this blog will remain PG if I am solely at the helm because I am definitely an OB (Obscene Blogger)! Well, I gotta get back to my other priorities so this update will do for now.
P.S. - Harass Brittany until she gets motivated to blog, dammit!
hehehe.
End Transmission.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
A Band In Hope...
Reasons Why Brittany Doesn't Blog:
1. American Eagle Outfitters
2. Ava Winter Jones
3. Myspace
4. Facebook
5. Naps
6. Intervention
7. Law & Order
8. CSI
9. Cricut Expressions
10. Sleep
You can see that she is neither spending time with me or with this blog. I try and I try to get her involved but she hasn't yet come to understand the beauty of blogging. She likes to keep her thoughts private in a notebook in her nightstand. I know that once she starts reading her friends blogs, she will understand that myspace and facebook are lame and blogs are truly bad@$$ (that is me keeping it PG)!
Until I update this blog next month, you should try and convince Brittany that everyone wants to hear about her life and that she needs to step into the world of the blog!
End Transmission.
1. American Eagle Outfitters
2. Ava Winter Jones
3. Myspace
4. Facebook
5. Naps
6. Intervention
7. Law & Order
8. CSI
9. Cricut Expressions
10. Sleep
You can see that she is neither spending time with me or with this blog. I try and I try to get her involved but she hasn't yet come to understand the beauty of blogging. She likes to keep her thoughts private in a notebook in her nightstand. I know that once she starts reading her friends blogs, she will understand that myspace and facebook are lame and blogs are truly bad@$$ (that is me keeping it PG)!
Until I update this blog next month, you should try and convince Brittany that everyone wants to hear about her life and that she needs to step into the world of the blog!
End Transmission.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Sleepy Monday
Brittany is asleep on the couch and I am dozing off reading my e-commerce text book. I don't know why we are so tired but I hope this phase passes and we regain our regular sleep patterns. I had a lab day in class today cause me teacher couldn't make it and I am super bored so I think I might take the dog for a short walk. Britt has to be to work at 3-ish so I am going to wake here up and make sure she takes a shower. It is looking as though it is going to be a long week for the both of us especially since Brittany refuses to blog and it is left entirely up to me. I have too much fun blogging on my Rated-R blog because keeping it PC isn't any fun for me! Until next time, stay classy!
Update: It is beginning to snow outside so the dog walk will have to wait!
End Transmission.
Update: It is beginning to snow outside so the dog walk will have to wait!
End Transmission.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Bremily is Watching a Movie!!!
Well, Well, Well,
I don't really know how to differentiate between my personal blog and the Jones family blog. I just feel that if I update one, then I must update the other. Well, Super Bowl Sunday is this weekend and I am pretty stoked. My Steelers are definitely going to pwn the Cardinals this year... (fingers crossed just in case they lose and I get my ass laughed at). Hilary (spelling?) is requesting that I bring the famous Jones pear salad so I am more than delighted to facilitate that request. The only thing I love more than making pear salad, is turning someone new onto the deliciousness of it all!!! Brittany and Emily are at the Jones residence now watching a shitty (crappy for the PC crowd) movie on TV and I just want to go home and relax. Work was long and boring today and I am super tired from staying up late finishing all of my homework the last couple of nights. That's it, go to bed!
End Transmission.
I don't really know how to differentiate between my personal blog and the Jones family blog. I just feel that if I update one, then I must update the other. Well, Super Bowl Sunday is this weekend and I am pretty stoked. My Steelers are definitely going to pwn the Cardinals this year... (fingers crossed just in case they lose and I get my ass laughed at). Hilary (spelling?) is requesting that I bring the famous Jones pear salad so I am more than delighted to facilitate that request. The only thing I love more than making pear salad, is turning someone new onto the deliciousness of it all!!! Brittany and Emily are at the Jones residence now watching a shitty (crappy for the PC crowd) movie on TV and I just want to go home and relax. Work was long and boring today and I am super tired from staying up late finishing all of my homework the last couple of nights. That's it, go to bed!
End Transmission.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Cricut Expression is Ruining My Life!!!
It appears that Brittany will never blog again when her Cricut Expression gets here. I have tried to get her back into blogging but she decided that she was going to start a diary... WHAT!? Well, I will push and prod and hopefully get her involved in this so that you don't always have to hear my view of things. I am quite busy procrastinating so I will give you a quick rundown of our lives:
Brittany is awaiting Cricut Expression.
Michael is procrastinating finishing his Marketing paper and Illustrator assignments.
AVA loves humping Brittany and mouth-loving Michael.
Brittany is excited that she doesn't have to participate in her next floor-set at AE.
Michael is anxiously waiting for good Cd's to be released.
Brittany is always the sexiest wife EVER!!!!!!!!
Michael is growing a mullet and loving it!!!!!!!
Michael loves Brittany more than he can begin to describe in this blog.
End Transmission.
Brittany is awaiting Cricut Expression.
Michael is procrastinating finishing his Marketing paper and Illustrator assignments.
AVA loves humping Brittany and mouth-loving Michael.
Brittany is excited that she doesn't have to participate in her next floor-set at AE.
Michael is anxiously waiting for good Cd's to be released.
Brittany is always the sexiest wife EVER!!!!!!!!
Michael is growing a mullet and loving it!!!!!!!
Michael loves Brittany more than he can begin to describe in this blog.
End Transmission.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Monday, Monday, Monday
Wow,
Brittany has to be to work @ 8 a.m and I have to be in class @ 8:30 a.m., this is already primed to be a long week! I will be busy keeping up with my studies and Amanda's wedding planning while Brittany is excited to get her hair cut and anxiously anticipating the arrival of her Cricut. I want to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button real bad but I don't know when I will have time to squeeze it in my schedule. Flight of the Conchords & United States of Tara start on Sunday so I am totally stoked for some quality TV! I will try and get Brittany to blog a sentence or two when she has some free-time so that you don't always have to hear my boring point-of-view!
End Transmission.
Brittany has to be to work @ 8 a.m and I have to be in class @ 8:30 a.m., this is already primed to be a long week! I will be busy keeping up with my studies and Amanda's wedding planning while Brittany is excited to get her hair cut and anxiously anticipating the arrival of her Cricut. I want to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button real bad but I don't know when I will have time to squeeze it in my schedule. Flight of the Conchords & United States of Tara start on Sunday so I am totally stoked for some quality TV! I will try and get Brittany to blog a sentence or two when she has some free-time so that you don't always have to hear my boring point-of-view!
End Transmission.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
2009
Hola,
2009 is officially here and Brittany & I still don't blog. Going to school & work full-time, taking care of Brittany & Ava, watching the multiple TV shows I adore, and trying to squeeze in some Guitar Hero practice doesn't leave much time for me to blog. Brittany is usually sleepy once she gets done checking her Myspace so she drifts off to find a nappy time place. The Joneses will put in a good effort this year to try and update anyone who cares about our silly little existence. To hold you over for fifteen seconds I will give you a little taste of how we rung in the new year, enjoy!
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